Reindeer jokes?

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

”Horn”-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?

You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?

She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?

Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

”Rude”-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?

This one will “sleigh” you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He looks at his calen-“deer”!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?

”Elk”-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?

You ring the “deer”-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?

Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?

No, he was “elf”-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?

Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

Because they look silly in snowsuits!Reindeer jokes?
What does Santa say when Mrs. Claus asks for the weather forecast?



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