Jokes? i found them funny?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been a car accident and your husband is in hospital.



A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.



Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.



What do you call a cat with no tail?

A Manx cat.



Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.



How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

One.



Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.



Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her expensive drug habit.'



Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind aJokes? i found them funny?
um that isnt funny 1/10 for trying

well i guess answering your question...you might have found it funny but i didn't

their not really jokes...Jokes? i found them funny?
You should be on the televisionJokes? i found them funny?
eh...Jokes? i found them funny?
i found them funny too haha

they freshn me up!!Jokes? i found them funny?
what are you on have you any spareJokes? i found them funny?
lol at wards comments above, try harder friend.Jokes? i found them funny?
They're not really jokes, just things you can say



The one about the men in the pub is all right...not that funny though



I wish I had some of whatever you ahd when you found them funny! No offence intended...Jokes? i found them funny?
these are not funny!Jokes? i found them funny?
Well that was a waste of five points, wasn't it?Jokes? i found them funny?
These jokes are a complete shitload.Jokes? i found them funny?
sorry don'y get emJokes? i found them funny?
Uhh, I only like the first one.Jokes? i found them funny?
tree a dog barks and all the little momo's run away yay